wasn’t expecting this
but arent you glad it hapened
its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS
floomph
oh my god
oh my god
(Source: caturday, via clitstitsandkittens)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity
(via orgasmic-humor)
| me: | hi i'd like to place an order |
| dominos: | okay what can i get for you |
| me: | uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right? |
| my empty apartment: | |
| me: | yeah we'll get a large pepperoni |
Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans
(Source: motionburnsthemood, via scopophobic)
This about sums up how I feel about the Merida changes.
I wasn’t aware of these changes and now that I am, I am extremely disappointed in Disney.
And props to the woman who did this video.
whats the second picture of?
(via thefunniestblogger)
Thought you guys might appreciate some hot guys in kilts. I don’t own any of these images.
Number 3, hot damn.
JESUS MOTHERFUCK THAT GINGER BLOKE
i want to trace his chestpiece with my tongue is that badI have suddenly developed a great appreciation for kilts…
(via r0ger-rabbit)
people that wish dragons were real
are you sure
ARE
YOU
POSITIVE
The last one is fake. It’s deathwing from wow.
sorry guys you caught me. all of the other pictures are real dragons
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f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t:
fuck the police if you know what i mean
okay so i don’t usually add stories to reblogs but i HAVE TO in this case
a couple years ago i was on a roadtrip with my family. i had to pee really bad so we pulled into a subway parking lot and i ran in, also to get cookies for us so i wouldn’t just be rudely using the bathroom and ditching. when i came out of the bathroom these three really hot police officers were sitting near the beginning of the line and another one was in the line in front of me. i am pretty easily intimidated by attractive people, so i just quietly stood in line behind him. once i was done i went to grab a couple of napkins and i didn’t want to pipe up that one of them was in my way so i awkwardly coughed to catch his attention. one of the guys sitting down kind of snickered at me and was like “he doesn’t bite you know” and the guy in the way TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AND MADE THIS FLIRTY GROWLING NOISE AT ME and i fucking SQUEAKED and apologized and walked out of there so quickly my face was so red
(Source: orangejazlyn, via thefunniestblogger)
